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The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines As Taught By LOTR.

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Do you happen to be bad at flirting? Don’t worry about it! You are not the only one. Today, you will be learing some of the cheesiest pick up lines no one- at least no lotr geek out there- could resist. Don’t forget the Valentine’s Day is only two months away so you need to start practing now. We hope to be of great help! Good luck. 

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1.  *Drake’s ”Hold on, We’re Going Home” plays in the backround*

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2. Such a cheesy one…

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3. Sounds so poetic.

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4. This one’s poetic as well.

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5. No caption needed.

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6. They would definitely fall for this one.

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7. That’s very romantic.

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8. You definitely need to memorize this one.

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9. Even if they don’t watch LOTR, they will definitely get the hint.

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10. Probably the cheesiest pick up line ever.

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From the bottom of my heart, I wish you good luck with these ones (you will need it)!

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