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The Cheesiest Pick Up Lines As Taught By LOTR.

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Do you happen to be bad at flirting? Don’t worry about it! You are not the only one. Today, you will be learing some of the cheesiest pick up lines no one- at least no lotr geek out there- could resist. Don’t forget the Valentine’s Day is only two months away so you need to start practing now. We hope to be of great help! Good luck. 

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1.  *Drake’s ”Hold on, We’re Going Home” plays in the backround*

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That’s kinda smooth, or am I just desperate?

2. Such a cheesy one…

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Oh no!

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3. Sounds so poetic.

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Okay, I sort of like this one tbh.

4. This one’s poetic as well.

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Ewww!

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5. No caption needed.

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I have no words to describe this.

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